methlabrador:

opening a book and a knife falls out and stabs you and the book just says FUCK YOU on every page

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narcotic: One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable. the zombies….they’re…here….
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snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

snoopdong:

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

ROBOTS HAVE TAKEN OVER THE WORLD

OUR WORLD

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germanys-nipples:

if you ever think a fandom is bad

just remember

(via gaymeofthrones)
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shaving23spiders:

shaving23spiders:

i miss orgasms

and my cousin louie

keep in mind there’s no relation between the two

(via chekhov)
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  • mom: what do you want for dinner
  • me: rock and roll

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